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Originally Posted by Hunter Dan
Now now . . . I was born in the mountains of north central VT - in a town of less than 4,000 people. Some might call that a "hillbilly" background . . . but this "hillbilly" was casting a fly rod at age 10 . . . not all "hillbillies" are powerbait-chuckers.
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By the same measure, I also married a hillbilly (hometown Wasola, pop. 53 - in Ozark county MO, home of the TV Hillbillies before they moved to Beverly Hills). The metric I prefer is number of original teeth remaining in mouth - there were maybe 12 total, among the lot of them ... there are a number of others that can be used - for women, the beer belly-to-hip ratio multiplied by the number of "tramp stamps" (>0.80 = hillbilly).